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vagectomy

The process of becoming more male or conversely becoming less female. See also take off the dress.

This is a form of redemption or ascension among males, and a form of empowerment among females in a predominantly male environment see chickchismo.

For females this can be undesirable since your girlfriends and potential love interests may not appreciate your bold or masculine attitude see machismo.
Dave: Wow, I never expected Kyle to stand up to Evan like that.
Rex: Well, Evan did mouth off about his girlfriend to Dave's face.
Dave: He cold cocked him solid. I thought he'd wuss out like he usually does.
Rex: Yep, complete vagectomy. We should get him to come out with us next weekend.

Sharon: They passed you over on that promotion again?
Eva: Yes they did. And they didn't even listen my idea that could increase profits. It's gold.
Sharon: They don't respect you because you're a woman. You need a vagectomy.
by diablogate December 17, 2008
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vasectomy

To cut the tubes from a man's balls to his penis to prevent sperm from leaving the body.
The man needed a vasectomy because he was a village idiot.
by Fireblood July 18, 2008
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vasectomy shooting darts

He felt much safer vasectomy shooting darts knowing he would not get her pregnant.
by ddare July 25, 2007
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Vagectris

I'm going to have a tasty vagectris this morning!
by joe53051 February 8, 2014
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reverse vasectomy

Surgery to tie any random tubules to the vas deferens so that orgasm results in a wide variety of bodily fluids being ejected from the penis.
Kim had a reverse vasectomy, now he bleeds when he cums.
by pseudonymities June 6, 2019
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Garage Vasectomy

"Bradley did you get that girl pregnant"

"No I got a Garage Vasectomy"
by Reedmeister October 20, 2020
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West Virginia vasectomy

a crude vasectomy practice in which a rubber band is placed around the base of a man's scrotum and circulation is slowly cut off until the testicles lose blood flow and detach from the body
Darleen done gave Jimmy-John a West Virginia vasectomy while he was sleepin' and he ain't got no more cojones
by Toothless Jimbob May 27, 2016
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