visa biscuit

An attractive woman who will hook up with a man regardless of attraction for the purpose of obtaining a visa to said man's country.

That bar has plenty of hot locals but they are all visa biscuits.

by Ghengis Juan November 6, 2006

visa versa

Tongue-in-cheek description of a certain type of give-and-take "assistance contract", whereby either:
(1) Person A provides companionship/intimacy to Person B in exchange for his spending money on Person A (i.e., using with his **Visa** card), or
(2) Person A agrees to marry Person B --- or at least to provide Person B with one or more "services" of a similar nature as in Example 1 --- so that Person B will "pull strings" with the authorities to provide Person A with a green card or temporary citizenship (a "visa"), so that Person A will be able to legally reside in Person B's country for an extended period of time.

Financially-solvent dude: It seems like nearly all the cute chicks I've met expect me to go by the "I grant you what you desire, and visa versa" deal... why does romance seem to always have a string attached?!??

by QuacksO February 2, 2017

visa-front

When you get someone to buy something for you online via Paypal or credit card online, then paying them back in cash.

For people without a credit card due to legal or age reasons.
Very useful for hispanics living in America.

Dude 1: "Bitch, I told you to pay me back my 30$"
Dude 2: "Oh yeah, speaking of visa-fronts, I need you to buy me some Dream Theater CD's."
Dude 1: "Asshole."

by JustinP93 February 23, 2008

Visa swipe

When you wipe your butt crack with your finger and give it a good whiff

Oh boy, my rump sure smells just gave er the ol visa swipe and gave it a sniff!

by Toadspuder September 9, 2019

visa teddy

the drive through

lets go through the visa teddy!!

wow thats one ransom spunkish word!

dude i know hella lot better than drive through!

by poki porcupine August 21, 2008

visa v

It's a type of coconut you can find at your local food store

Do you know where I can find a visa v?

by Nico Black February 24, 2017

Visa versa

Type of relationship in which the wife is with the husband just for his money and the comfortable lifestyle he gives her, though he isn't loyal and fucks other girls, the wife Prolly does the same by fucking the boys she wants.

It's known that Dana White has banged some of the ring girls. His wife is with him just cause he's rich, she's probably out banging other dudes too. Garbage women love garbage men and visa versa.

by Ciccio_Pasticcio March 5, 2019