Vicany

find a ugly fat white huge women/whale and take her to your bed. quickly caress her while taking alot of oil to let it slid. take the women/whale and flip her stomach fat and insert the male's dick in it. and quickly fuck the shit outta her

dudeeee. i had this vicany the other day, it was GREAT xD she was perfect

by Watercolormarker123 March 26, 2009

vicarious stoner

A person who watches others get stoned and cant get stoned, either because he's on probation or because..he doesn't want to or whatever.
living vicariously through other stoners.

guy 1- yo man, whats up with greg?"

guy 2- he's sitting over there with us but he aint gettin high"

guy 3- hes on probo, yo, yunno, just one'a them vicarious stoners"

all- ohhhhhh, dig."

by cattyboombatty March 2, 2014

Vicarious fuck

When someone has a crush but is unable to sleep with them for whatever reason and manipulates a friend that is entrusted to sleep with said crush, thus sleeping with crush vicariously.

Manipulation usually takes place by naming their crush’s name and causing situations where crush and friend can “have moments” which they tend to be a part of, voyeuristically.

Yo, you should totally fuck her because I only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

Yo, uou should totally fuck him because i only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

This way i can feel proud/wank while vicarious fuck x, as well.

by In spurts May 7, 2018

Vicarious Vegan

Someone who eats a plant based diet based off the food of the animal they are eating.

Oh, no, I didn’t say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. I’m plant based through his diet

by Spumoni November 4, 2020

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

vicars trousers

Lesbisch women sometimes falls over these due to the high levels of starch in present day society.

The Lesbisch tripped over my vicars trousers and went forth to Camalot

by Ultrastrongbiscuits March 20, 2007