A male who grows facial hair to the point where it gets entangled with pubic hair when performing cunnalingus.
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My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.
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Get the Velcro on the ceiling mug.The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
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Get the Velcro Gang mug.When one's pubes grow out a couple of days after shaving. This results in them attaching to everything they come into contact with.
Susan knew she had a serious case of Velcro Crotch when she looked down to see Richard's beard attached to her nether regions.
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