Vagitation

Excessive pubic hair on a woman.

Rich: So how was the girl you met off of Craigslist Casusal encounters?

Mike: She was crazy and the worst case of vagitation I've ever seen.

by moonminer December 13, 2007

vagitable

Another word for vagina. (Based from the word, vagitarian, one who strictly eats vaginas. Vagitarian comes from the word vegetarian, one who strictly eats vegetables.)

Lesbian mom: Eat your vagitables everyday so you can grow big and strong! Like a real dyke!
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Vagitable Ad: One bottle of vagitable juice contains 8 servings of vagitables!
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Chelsea: How did you lose so much weight? You look great!
Olivia: I became a vagitarian.

by Chelicopter October 21, 2010

vaginosis

A vaginal infection causing one's "business" to smell like pike place market on a hot sunday afternoon. See: Esther Ramirez.

When Esther's vaginosis makes you'r eyes water.

by alawishous 5000 bling bling May 16, 2008

Vagicove

The dip beneath the folds on the top of a womans vagina.

I'm going to go cliff diving with my tongue in your vagicove.

by Captain Chase May 19, 2008

vagiholic

A severe, and sometimes debilitating, addiction to vagina. Not yet a classified disorder in the current DSM-III, but, nonetheless, an extremely common and contagious malady. There exists no known cure.

Concerned Friend #1: "I'm really concerned about Jeremey. He's using vagina everyday now. I hope he's not becoming a vagiholic."
Unconcerned Friend #2: "Dude, what are you, gay? If a vagiholic suffering from vagiholism means getting poontang everyday, then please, riddle me with that disease..."

by unclegrind February 10, 2009

Vagitalk

When one usually talks from one's Vagina, hypothetically. Commonly the opposite of 'Trash Talking'. Vagitalk is more known as verbal discussion between two or more persons about a topic in particular in which others would refer to as soft-wording.

Person1 - " Don't make me kick you in the balls..."

Person2 - "Pfft, that's vagitalk compared to what I did to your bro"

Person3 - " it's true...but i didn't believe him!! "

Person1 - " What did he do...?"

Person3 - "...the world may never know..."

Person2 - " that's right, stfu and start -- (insert sexual/racist/harassment joke here) "

by IwiggledMyDongle October 21, 2010

Vagirony

When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.

Joe: Dude, did you see who Bill left with?
Dude: You mean that tranny Jill?
Joe:Jill is a tranny?
Dude: Yes, and Bill is in for a serious case of vagirony.

by tkast68 January 10, 2012