After I brewed a pot of coffee my coffee died. I cremated it, sent in the obituary announcement and put my coffee in the coffee urn. Twas a sad, sad day.
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Get the Aaron earned an iron urn mug.An expression used to show that a situation is wack, corny, or unpleasing. Often said by the responder of a certain question or topic that is stated. Like the sound of a boat horn.
To blow the "urnt whistle" on a stupid topic or situation.
"Man that dude just threw a beer bottle at that police officer. Urnt!"
Man, Heather said she wasn't going to that dudes house and there her car is parked outside his house. What a trick! Urnt!
"Man that dude just threw a beer bottle at that police officer. Urnt!"
Man, Heather said she wasn't going to that dudes house and there her car is parked outside his house. What a trick! Urnt!
by Hinch951 March 4, 2009
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Did you see the article written by a Urnalist at Eurogamer about dead or alive 6? It somehow managed to relate it to Trump and Ivanka's relationship? Holy fuck they are terrible at their job, Urnalism at its finest.
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Patty: He just hit her with the bottle that her father's ashes are in!
Rinaldo: Oooh, she just got urned!
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The funeral was quite docile until Uncle Franklin accidentally urned Grandma Beatrice.
Rinaldo: Oooh, she just got urned!
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The funeral was quite docile until Uncle Franklin accidentally urned Grandma Beatrice.
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