Urban Dictionary

A website designed specifically for people to submit definitions of things written in their own words, whether it be modern slang or otherwise. Let's face it though, nearly everyone who knows about Urban Dictionary knows that 90% of it's definitions are sexual, and those that aren't are likely either racism, retarded trends, or the names of the user's classmates. Many deem this site immature, and "dominated by 10 year olds", and while not 100% true, right to some degree. I mean, the level of vulgar things on here is exponential, and so is the thrill of all the sick fucks who post them, and I myself posted my first definition as an aspiring 10 year old. But as an Urban Dictionary user, I don't hate it, I merely find amusement in the oddity of UD's grand archive, as well as many of UD's exaggerated stereotypes. Too many people seem to assimilate Urban Dictionary with some kind of a hellhole, or a shady ally where a mass of drug dealers hang out, but this is rather exaggerated; Urban Dictionary is more like a crowded bar with drunk people that party like animals, hell, Urban Dictionary is paradise city compared to websites like Twitter and that gas chamber TikTok! But I digress, to say that I'm some kind of exception to the weirdness that controls the mind of a UD user would be like saying that climate change doesn't exist.
I mean, look at my definitions: foick, order 69, dongademon... The top definition of "TITTIES" was made by ME! Just another sick fuck on Urban Dic! So no, I'm definitely not an exception, and people who hate me (and other Urban Dics) just for being a UD user who contributes to that golden 90% are morons. Anyway, I could write a library on this topic, but unfortunately if I recall correctly, Urban Dictionary has a new character limit, so I'll have to stop here.

-Yours truly; Just Another Sick Fuck On Urban Dictionary
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 01, 2021
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Urban Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary for slang words and phrases, operating under the motto "Define Your World." The website was founded in 1999 by Aaron Peckham.
Me: Urban Dictionary is really nice! ( mean girls reference)
Urban dictionary: I know right? (still mean girls reference)
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Website in which people who place definitions are required to be waited on for approval.
Person 1: Do you have an Urban Dictionary account?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why waste my time writing meaningless definitions, only to be waited on by some random people who are biased, who believe that contributing to this ludicrously inappropriate website requires some sort of approval?

Person 1: Well.
by Aridity July 12, 2017
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why are u even searching it up....? You're literally LOOKING AT IT.
Man 1: What does coochie mean?
Man 2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by Joshua Joestar (MvN) October 11, 2021
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A definition website that used to be serious but is now a bunch of third graders looking up sex.
I can’t believe Urban Dictionary was meant to be serious
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A website known for the large quantities of idiots that fill its pages with hours upon hours of senseless internet fights.
If I see one more entry on Urban Dictionary where someone is simply ranting about something, I'll kill someone. Use MySpace for the afforementioned purpose. Or, you could get a life! *big thumbs up*
by BrokenMirror1313 September 11, 2006
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A potentially useful website for defining words Webster denies the existence of...

..I say potentially because it's mired by fucktards who seem to think it's really funny to put their friends' names up here, and people who just have to type something, but can't be bothered to type an accurate or meaninful definition.

D00d, you'll never believe what I did to Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo! I called him a dick on Urban Dictionary! Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrnnnn!

by poop­ July 21, 2006
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