Ur mom

Someone who has fucked me.

Hey, I just came back from your house and I just did ur mom. ;)

by JaKhaki_Twin December 21, 2020

Ur mom

A comeback or roast people use when they're irritated, trynna be funny or sarcastic.

Mike: Who took my phone?
Jake: Ur mom!!

Other people: ohhhhhh roasted!!

by Mikayla19 February 27, 2017

Ur mom

something you would say to roast someone

Your enemy: your (ugly,fat, wierd, crazy,etc.)
You: yeah so is ur mom

by Liliana.the_fea September 22, 2019

Ur mom

Something insulting people say when they don’t know what to say.

Hey Timmy where were you last night?
“Ur mom!”

by Leavemealonebrady May 19, 2019

Ur mom

The two words who rule them all

Person 1:ur mean
Person 2:ur mom
Person 1:(dies)

by Totally_Dbangz October 12, 2020

Ur mom

Every 7 year olds favorite two words; the most "savage" words on planet earth.

Henry: this is why you're adopted
Brian:ummmmm...ur mom
Every other kid in the room besides Henry: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

by YeetusDeletusMyFetus March 6, 2020

Ur mom

Just ur mom

Dad: How was last night ur mom loved it
Son: What was that weird sound she made

by Pg foot February 25, 2020