fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016

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fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam May 28, 2018

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Ratchet up the Ass

1. Mass consumption of gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent than another decidedly gassy individual within close proximity.

2. Threatening to consume gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent.

1. After inhaling his roomate's farts for nearly an hour, Mike decided it was time to strike back. He rathcheted up the ass by devouring some jalepeno poppers and three large orders of Burger King onion rings.

2. Mike warned his roommate that if he didn't stop running into his room every five minutes and farting, he'd be forced to ratchet up the ass.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

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Rhino-fuck up the ass

1. Totally self explanitory; needs no definition

2. To ferociously perform intercourse on an attractive booty.

3. To be in a completely fucked-up situation

1. DAMN! I wanna rhino-fuck that bitch up the ass.

2. DAMN! I wanna rhino-fuck that bitch up the ass.

3. DAMN! We are so rhino-fucked up the ass.

4. Rhino-fuck up the ass

by Corn-roller September 29, 2005

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giving up the ass

To drop your defenses and let yourself get fucked by as many willing dicks as you can find. To give up the ass is considered a noble thing, especially when it's to me.

You know that bitch Laquanda? Man, I found her giving up the ass at the party last week to all the homies. I let that bitch suck my dick off later on. It was tight.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004