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Universal Female Rating System

Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.

The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
Example of the Universal Female Rating System

Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."
by KyleFPS October 28, 2008
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universal reprimand

1. royally ass-stuffed with a big hard dicksicle

2. see cornhole
Spud lubed his bunghole with some green dragon, so that his gay lover could more easily administer the universal reprimand.
by RNC September 16, 2008
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Universal Lubricant

Money, Cash, dough...etc, etc.
If you watch the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will trys to get a contract for Ashley's singing talent, you will hear the producer ask about universal lubricant.
by Jessica February 26, 2006
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universal healthcare

A system under which healthcare costs are shared throughout the community, rather than being dumped on one person. Has a couple of big advantages: first, checkups and tests, even advanced ones like MRIs, become much more affordable and more convenient when you don't need to involve the insurance companies. This lets people catch and treat problems earlier, making things cheaper and easier all around. Second, the overall cost for procedures is cheaper.
Under the US's private insurance system:
Dental work, $2000
Ingrown toenail surgery, $200

Under Japan's universal healthcare system:
Dental work, $160 upfront
Ingrown toenail surgery, $14 upfront

You're telling me that instead of contributing a bit to a group pot, you want to pay obscene amounts of money to a guy who might pay SOME of your bills if you get hurt... if he feels like it, and decides it's worthwhile? Whatever, man. Whatever.
by The Evil Socialist October 25, 2008
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Universal Gigolo

A man who, after seeing the lucrative living he can make prostituting himself out to women, also makes his services available to men.
At the mall:

Woman: Isn't that Kenni with that dude holding hands?
Man: Yeah...
Woman: But I thought he was straight!
Man: He's playing both ends of the table...I guess he's what you call a universal gigolo
by LTF2 September 14, 2008
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Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.
Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!
by Mullenator February 21, 2010
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Universal Problem Solver

Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.
by Entr' Acte December 18, 2009
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