Definitions by RNC

universal reprimand 

1. royally ass-stuffed with a big hard dicksicle

2. see cornhole

Spud lubed his bunghole with some green dragon, so that his gay lover could more easily administer the universal reprimand.

universal reprimand by RNC September 16, 2008

MFL 

Monkey Faced Liberal. Someone like Spud who lets his chin hairs grow out every Winter just so they can attract chimps and other females with excessive underarm hair. Not to be confused with JFL, who actually is an MFL but without all the face hair.

JFL and his SMIB homies be spankin' the monkey so much that they be one big MFL circle jerk, mofo.

MFL by RNC January 15, 2008

JFL 

Justa fuckin' losertarian

Jeff the Fake Libertarian is justa fuckin losertarian, that Bush-loving liberal.

JFL by RNC August 21, 2006