UniJit

When a lad has a lump like a unicorn's horn. The horn has every function of a penis.

"Tom is being such a unijit that clearly came from his lump."

by Carmel RC College November 14, 2012

Unificator

Bringing all your shit together.

We need a unificator to bring all of our shit together.

I am a unificator not a divider.

by Panello August 31, 2013

oak park unified district

a shitty school district with shitty stuck up bitches. if you go here, you’re probably planning on moving out sometime or another because this place is a shithole. it’s so shitty it makes my nose fucking evaporate because it even smells like shit. its demographic consists of white kids with superiority complexes or stoners that always have a vape on them and smell like shit. avoid band kids at all costs. maybe the art kids too, but a lot of them are chill. the entire staff consists of blonde soccer moms that don’t give two shits about you and men that look like they should be on the next episode of dateline. if you go here fuck you you’re a piece of shit

“jesus fucking christ what is this place, it reeks of pure shit”
“i think it’s oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrict”

by peepeepoopoobitchfart July 8, 2020

unikitten

An all powerful, magical kitten with a horn on its head that shits rainbows and glitter.

Person1: *draws picture*

Person2: What's that?

Person1: It's a unikitten. Can't you see the horn?

Person2: Uhh, ok. Whats that coming out of it's ass?

Person1: Oh that's the rainbows and glitter.

by Unikitten April 22, 2011

Unified Earth Government (UEG)

Contrary to what most n00bs tell you, the UEG, not the UNSC is the main human government in the Halo games. Bungie doesn't talk about them much, but they appear to be a democracy lead by a board of leaders, one from each nation on earth. They are an evolution of the U.N, and for that reason, never seem to get anything done. The UNSC is the UEG's military branch, along with the Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI) as their intelligence agency and the Colonial Military Administration acting a defensive force for the colonies, much like the modern day U.S National Guard. The UEG uses a currency called Credits, and has an enormous budget, seeing as how there are about 30 Billion taxpayers (prior to first contact at Harvest in 2525). Most of that budget goes toward colonization efforts, while another large portion goes to the UNSC, because those fancy ships like the Pillar of Autumn ain't cheap.

"The UEG are liars. We're next!"-A random civilian on earth

"The Unified Earth Government will protect you. Yeah right"-another civilian

The Warthog is the workhorse of the Unified Earth Government (UEG) armed forces.

by atomicpacman March 28, 2011

Grand Unification

The debut studio album from Fightstar. The album is a concept album largely based upon the anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion, as well as personal experiences of the band's members. Notable tracks from the album include "Grand Unification Pt. 1" and "Pt. 2" and "Hazy Eyes".

Greg puts Grand Unification by Fightstar as his all-time favorite album.

by Gaaraofthedamned January 24, 2011

unific

A unific is a term used to define a type of fanfiction that borrows only the original author's universe; not it's characters (except in extremely necessary situations).

It was first used to refer to Harry Potter based fanfiction which did not involve any of J.K.Rowling's original characters, but instead only the concept of the Hogwarts itself.

"I can't stand writing fanfiction but I don't mind writing a unific now and then."

by MidnightStorm July 14, 2009