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The Uncertain Turd

The one small turd that remains in your butt and refuses to join it's friends after you've dropped all the other logs into the toilet. No matter how much you push, it pokes out a little, but always goes back in once you stop.
The Uncertain Turd: mama always said, "if all your friends jumped into the toilet bowl, would you jump to?"
by EatMyPubes January 26, 2011
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DPG Uncertianty Principle

The property by which any black guy with pigtails or braids looks like Snoop Dogg. By the same token, Snoop Dogg without pigtails or braids just looks like a normal black guy.
Ohh! Look over there! Is that Snoop Doggy Dogg? Nah, Jimmy is rocking the braids again. The DPG Uncertianty Principle holds strong.
by Craig "La Cocina" July 17, 2006
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Uncentainted

A random kid who couldn’t say unctioned and said uncentainted
We are uncentainted by his word
by JaguarWing January 23, 2019
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Uncertain Curtain

Casting Couch so to say the curtain is uncertain so thus it wants a raise so it is a casting couch
person1: im like a curtain
person2: how
person1: im an uncertain curtain
person2: what a casting Couch
by Octico November 10, 2021
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These Uncertain Dimes

Dime baggies of drugs your friends have had stashed away in their bottom drawer since March 2020. You can tell from the anemic plastic and dustbuster-looking powder inside that these particular drugs have not seen the sweet inside of a dollar bill since before every bar stopped accepting cash.
You may have survived a pandemic, but with these uncertain dimes back in circulation, your Friday night at Kind Regards might be more dangerous than ever before.
by daltonjfk September 24, 2021
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undertainter

when a guy is fingering a girl and then pulls out, makes a fist, punches her in the taint, lifts her up with his fist in her vagina, and then slams her to the ground.
"Dude, that girl was being so damn rough, i had to give her an undertainter."
by Paco de meah January 21, 2007
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uncertain disbelief

The words to use when your are unsure whether that you do not believe something.
Im not sure if i believe danny's story . now im full of uncertain disbelief
by Tom Hollingsworth July 11, 2011
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