Originally coined by Alex Linder of VNN fame, the term USAble disparagingly denotes United States citizenship while simultaneously implying that the individual to whom the term is applied allows themselves to be “used” for nefarious purposes contrary to their immediate interests as an autonomous human being.
While most USAbles are mere dupes, a minority of die-hards who truly believe government agitprop offer themselves up with utmost glee, so that they can be “shaped” and used up, like any other expendable commodity, by government institutions like public schools and the many branches of the military. To the government who commands them, the USAble is tossable, not unlike a used, pre-moistened baby wipe or a sheet of single-ply toilet paper.
Prominent examples of USAbles include (but are not limited to) public school teachers, U.S. military personnel, and adherents to contemporary evangelical Christianity. USAbles often spend inordinate amounts of time containing the cognitively dissonant thoughts that their relationship with the government may foster.
Although the USAble may experience temporary gains from entering into USAble-style relationships with the government, the ultimate endpoint of this type of relationship always results in unidirectional benefits, with the government being the sole beneficiary of said relationships. USAbles in the military frequently meet with combat-related dismemberment or even death while attempting to wheedle pittances like “college money” from the government they chose to serve.
While most USAbles are mere dupes, a minority of die-hards who truly believe government agitprop offer themselves up with utmost glee, so that they can be “shaped” and used up, like any other expendable commodity, by government institutions like public schools and the many branches of the military. To the government who commands them, the USAble is tossable, not unlike a used, pre-moistened baby wipe or a sheet of single-ply toilet paper.
Prominent examples of USAbles include (but are not limited to) public school teachers, U.S. military personnel, and adherents to contemporary evangelical Christianity. USAbles often spend inordinate amounts of time containing the cognitively dissonant thoughts that their relationship with the government may foster.
Although the USAble may experience temporary gains from entering into USAble-style relationships with the government, the ultimate endpoint of this type of relationship always results in unidirectional benefits, with the government being the sole beneficiary of said relationships. USAbles in the military frequently meet with combat-related dismemberment or even death while attempting to wheedle pittances like “college money” from the government they chose to serve.
I hope those mercenary-minded USAbles trudging around in Iraq come back with their writing hands intact; putting that “college money” to good use is going to be kind of hard if their arms have been reduced to twitching nubs by improvised explosive devices!
by Dolphin_X September 22, 2006
Get the USAbles mug.Not able to handle normalcy is complicated. What others dont think of as such a big deal if something goes wrong, the people unable to handle normalcy think of it as a big deal and cant handle it. It closely related to emo but isnt because emos behave that way, people unable to handle normalcy were born not capapable of handling life as good as others can.
"Some people are just unable to handle life as it is and eventually come up with their solution to kill themselves"
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what other people can handle some people cant
-Some people are born unable to handle normalcy, and eventually aren't able to keep living any longer-
-Some people are born unable to handle normalcy, and eventually aren't able to keep living any longer-
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Our world is one which is unable to accurately acknowledge the past, and the toughness of the situations that occured in the past because our own view is so ascewed to that of people from even a centery ago. Despite this people attempt to use our own morals and ethics in order to deem whether or not past events were appropiate, which is something that cannot be done -Charles Gentley inventor of When you need to find a source that says certain things and are unable to do so and end up making your own (source) aka Social Studies
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Dark Guy : Yo, 'sup homie? Ain't seen you in a minute, son! What da word? And why you dressed like dat?
Bleached Guy : Um, well, I've been doing well. Graduated last March. I work at Old Navy now. It's going pretty well.
Dark Guy : (a confused and disgusted look on his face) Shit, mufucka! We needs to get you back ta hood! Git dat belt off and sag dem shorts! Here, take my spare grill and stick it in ya mouf. And speak words I can understand!
Unbleached Guy : Dag, yo! Thanks fo the unbleach! I had my shit twisted like a mufucka fo a quick minute! On da real!
Bleached Guy : Um, well, I've been doing well. Graduated last March. I work at Old Navy now. It's going pretty well.
Dark Guy : (a confused and disgusted look on his face) Shit, mufucka! We needs to get you back ta hood! Git dat belt off and sag dem shorts! Here, take my spare grill and stick it in ya mouf. And speak words I can understand!
Unbleached Guy : Dag, yo! Thanks fo the unbleach! I had my shit twisted like a mufucka fo a quick minute! On da real!
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