two way tan

putting on self tanning lotion, spray, airbrush, ect before going outside to tan under the sun.

girl #1- Dang girl, how'd you get so tan? you go to a tanning salon?

girl #2- No, i just two way tan. it works so much faster and looks more natural. try it

girl #1- yeah totally, i will.

by krisha June 9, 2008

two way petting zoo

you pet the animals, they pet you back!

ex: lets have a two way petting zoo... duh

by snorlax7 March 20, 2009

two-way petting zoo

A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.

Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!

by theinitiator March 21, 2009

two way street

person that is into anal sex

hey man, that girl is a two way street. she is sooooo into getting ass fucked!

every street is a two way street in that part of town...

by wingedunicorn July 7, 2007

two way expressway

The act of letting your partner spread her legs, and letting a battery powered train run through her vagina and out her butthole.

Hey nicky let me shove this train in your vagina and out your butthole so it will be a two way expressway.

by deagleman43 March 18, 2014

Two way base ball

A base ball bat with two base balls.

" Lets play two way base ball patrick" said spongebob

by James Wood June 26, 2004

two way adaptor

1.
Someone who swings both ways, e.g. a bi or bisexual.
2.
A person who behaves & acts like a member of the opposite sex. Also a person who wants to be more like a member of the opposite sex, e.g. a transsexual.

1. Neil: "What's the story with Jerry? One day he's dating that blonde, then last week I saw him out with gay Ken."
Bill: "Didn't you know? He's a two way adaptor."
2a. Hey, that guy acts like a real pussy - a two way adaptor if ever I saw one.
2b. I can't wait for my operation. soon I'll be transformed from Michael into Michelle. Meanwhile I guess I'm just a two way adaptor.

by Orville Schnopps October 1, 2008