Two for Forty

When two strippers are fighting over you at the club for a $20 lap dance and you don't want to be rude and you think fuck it lets do both at once.

Chris couldn't work out which stripper to get a lappy from. He pondered should I take Jade or Jaguar? Fuck it two for forty.

If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

by baggers October 6, 2017

Two For Twenty

The offering of two small rocks of crack cocaine for twenty dollars.

"Hey brotha, two for twenty, two 'fo twenty"

by DaveCo December 9, 2008

Gift for two

A gift for two is a massive double sided dildo.

damn, those dumb cunt bitches be pounding each other with that gift for two.

by Richard espeego lucifer g. November 10, 2008

East Stroudsburg Dinner for Two

When you consume large amounts of corn and peanuts, and then pick the undigested bits out of your shit and feed them to someone you hate, preferebly a girlfriend your about to break up with, without their knowledge nor consent.

That fucking whore's gunna get a East Stroudsburg Dinner for Two!
She ate a dinner for two, that scumbag!

by timarian December 22, 2005

go for two

The split-second decision made when entering the bathroom to pee but going to the stall instead. Often a good call.

What took so long, bro? Just wanted to piss but decided to go for two

by Jaymac10 October 8, 2011

two for a dollar

A common phrase used in a game of pickup-basketball after one person makes a long range jumper and a member of the opposing team offers to give them a dollar if they make the shot again from the same spot.

(Danny makes a 3-pointer)
"Ohhh, Danny finna go two for a dollar?"

by AFlockOfRavens March 3, 2018

Pop Pop, Two For One

1.)Exclamation of joy when i. Taking out two opponents at once on any FPS ii. Passing two cars in one corner on a racing game
2.) A Line From Mo' Money

1.) i. after circle strafing and decapitating two ppl on unreal tournament, Darryl yells 'pop pop two for one'

by TiggerBoy November 19, 2003