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TwoBit

TwoBit is a twitter user who calls himself ''the money guy'', he is the host of The Winner’s Circle a $1,000 Monthly YouTuber Minigame Tournament.

TwoBit has recently gained lots of popularity thanks to his giveaways, many of his follower of his followers stay for his funny tweets.
user 1: have you seen the new TwoBit tweet ?
user 2: of course i have, i have notifications turned on.

@LukeBellen: TwoBit is giving away money.
user3: Really ?, i am going to check it out right now.
by @LukeBellen December 16, 2020
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Twibiter

Soulless beasts of society that gather in hopes of attacking poor and innocent Twilight fangirls.

A witless, uneducated person who hates the fans of Twilight more than they dislike the novel itself.
No one likes a Twibiter.



Twilighter: *Quietly reading Twilight*

Twibiter: "TWILIGHT SUCKS!

THERE IS NO PLOT, BUT SOMEHOW THERE IS A SEQUENCE OF EVENTS, WHICH BY DEFINITION IS A PLOT!

BELLA IS UNREALISTICALLY PERFECT, YET SHE FALLS A LOT, LETS PEOPLE WALK OVER HER, AND SUCKS AT LYING!

VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT, THAT ISN'T SCARY! THEY FEAR THE SUNLIGHT AND BURN AWAY TO ASH AND DIE IN IT'S PRESENCE, WHICH MAKES THEM SEEM SO MUCH STRONGER AND SCARIER KNOWING THAT THEY HAVE THE SUN AS A WEAKNESS!

I MAKE NO SENSE WITH MY OBVIOUS CONTRADICTIONS, BUT SOMEHOW YOU ARE THE STUPID ONE!

DIE!" *abuses Twilighter*

Twilighter: Who let you out of your cage?
by VictoriaVolTORI March 30, 2009
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twilit

the art of defecating into a music store
Wow that was a giant twilit over virgin records.
Hey dick lets do a twilit before we go to the movies
by Joseoh December 31, 2007
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Twinite

Can often be a twihard, twilly or twilighter. Twinites take great pride in defending all things Twilight and related to Twilight.

A twinite often has a great knowledge of Twilight to draw on, but is not totally obsessed (unlike twihards). A twinite's greatest joy is being able to put down a twilight hater with ease, thanks to their intense twilight knowledge.
Random person: "Edward's a total stalker"
Twinite: "Not true, he's protecting Bella"
Random person (unable to think of response to this ridiculous statement)
by Horatio666 November 13, 2009
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twigity

when in a state of unrest. legs feet arms
Kris was lying on the couch when all of a sudden her legs became all twigity and she couldn't sit still.
by hooterstinman March 11, 2010
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Twitbitch

A combination between a dumbass twit and a bitch
She's such a Twitbitch
by saddleman15 October 23, 2015
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twiit

A tweet that is so stupid, ignorant or offensive that you question the intelligence or sanity of the person who posted it.
I was scrolling through some new tweets and came upon a twiit about women needing to stay in their place. I was initially angry, but realized the twiit came from a real twit.
by joecoolthefool October 6, 2017
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