Tweening it

To be tweening it one must gave spent over 23 hours on any given game in under two days. This phrase can be used to mock, however it can also be used to describe one's own actions.

Did you hear about Eric? He spends his weekends tweening it.

Or

I just spent my entire holiday tweening it on Borderlands the pre-sequel.

Or

James : You're such a bangout Andrew!

Andrew: Nah, I'm just tweening it.

by Hip Kid May 19, 2015

Tweening it

When one spend more than 23 hours in two days on any one video games.

Chris had just spent the weekend tweening it on borderlands the pre sequel.

by Jimmy Nips May 16, 2015

Tweeting

Writing using a bird's beak

Maui from Moana: "When you write with a bird, it's called tweeting."

by Dapper.Hailstorm July 3, 2017

Twexting

The situation that arises when two people are texting AND tweeting one another at the same time.

"Henry and I were twexting like crazy until we realized that one mode of communication would suffice"

by Atlanta Mike June 24, 2009

tweeting jesus

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014

moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013

Ambien Tweeting

-- When you take the sleeping pill Ambien, your brain becomes unbalanced, inspiring you to post racist statements on Twitter that you later regret.

“It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting, I made a mistake I wish I hadn’t but…don’t defend it please.” Roseanne Barr

by cryjustice June 12, 2018