Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement

"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

Tweety

A small yellow bird with a speech impediment generally using a 't' for the first sound of every word spoken.

Tweety says when seeing a pussy cat, "I tawt I taw a putty tat!"

by Mateas September 24, 2005

Tweezark

A person who sucks farts out of a dead cow's ass.

You are such a tweezark!

by philligree May 18, 2008

Twerzy

When a bear simultaneously performs the Jazz hands, while twerking.

“Hey Kaylee, look at that bear dropping it like it’s hot, and doing the Twerzy!

by Goose. 19 November 6, 2020

Mr Tweedy

The CEO of Sex Incorporated. He also has a monster cock. Also known for his highly successful chicken farm, married to the whore herself Mrs tweedy. Thank you

Damn. Look at the ass on that Mr Tweedy over there, he looking chunky if you know what I mean.

by Mr Twedysexy November 2, 2020

tweeze off

The act of a man sexually stimulating himself to orgasm using only tweezers; often performed by those who require precision tools to find and handle their own genitals.

"Did you see Nick go into the attic with the porn mag and the tweezers?"

"Yeah, that's where he goes to tweeze off."

by Malachi Jr. July 18, 2009

Tweedy

A posh/upperclass weed smoking girl/boy; someone who is conservative or seen as unlikely to smoke weed (mixture of Tweed/weed)

"Wow she's so uptight she should let loose sometime"
"Dude, she's a total 'tweedy', don't be so presumptuous!"

weedposhtweedconservative

by alexlex November 8, 2014