Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.

@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......

by Herb Silowski October 14, 2011

Thunder Tweeting

When a twitter user tweets multiple times without any disruption. The tweets can be on any sort of topic and completely unrelated, but must be sent back-to-back without any other twitter follower tweeting in-between. Thunder tweeters are not typically well received by people who subscribe to their tweets via text messaging because they can quickly clog up ones inbox and easily annoy the receiver. But thunder tweeting can also quickly get the attention of the twitter community if used effectively.

The origin of the term Thunder tweeting is taken from a misunderstanding in a topic that involved the Oklahoma City Thunder Basketball team.

Twitter User: What's good?

... 30 seconds later....

Twitter User: Off to work and then hitting the gym

... 18 seconds later....

Twitter User: Should have made some coffee this morning.

Multiple tweets in a short span of time = Thunder Tweeting

by Thunder Tweeter November 22, 2009

Ambien tweeting

Being racist (and ignorant) on Twitter (and in life) after ambien use

Roseanne: I am sorry I did not mean to be racist! I was tweeting under the influence of ambien.

Ambien CEO: Being racist is not a known side effect of ambien. Although, ambien tweeting is!

by TushT June 11, 2018

subversive tweeting

Tweeting while you're being paid to do your job, not tweeting. Say at a really boring staff meeting, or while on the phone with your boss.

Sally is the queen of subversive tweeting--she sent out forty tweets during that brainstorming session at work on Monday.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver June 22, 2009

butt tweeting

What happens when you sit on a smartphone with the Twitter app installed. Similar in concept to butt dialing, but more embarassing because it can be seen by the whole world.

Herp: dsfargeg asdf blueberry muffins
Derp: @Herp wtf?
Herp: @Derp Sorry, my smartphone keeps butt tweeting.

by Kimura January 4, 2012

Shit-Tweeting

The act of shitting on purpose to go on social media within the private confines of a public restroom stall or bathroom, typically done to prevent being humiliated when taking snapchat selfies and using tinder in public. May also be done to improve concentration to tweet fire.

"Hey, where'd Brandon go? I swear he was just here at the party."
-"Oh, hes probably shit-tweeting in the bathroom, saw him on snapchat earlier taking faggoty ass selfies"
"Yeah, what a bitch"

by Gucci_mang October 8, 2015

Anti-tweeting

Tweeting the opposite of what you actually think just to see how people react. This term was invented by Tim Pool.

"It is not enough to not use twitter. You must be actively anti-tweeting"-- Tim Pool

by Eushshtb April 29, 2021