Teemo

Teemo a little fucking op piece of fucking shit in League of Legened.

I just got fucked by teemo.

by Ragin Asian22 January 28, 2017

teemu

A sarcastic, calm guy of usually older age and taste, and very intelligent sense of humour.

That guy in black leather jacket is a real teemu.

by Teemu November 9, 2003

Tweemened

Is when a person tests dirty for meth and that person blames the meth in their system on the absorption of semen from a Tweeker they recently had sex with.

I have been clean for 6 months and I swear I haven't smoked meth, I was Tweemened.

by GarHog March 28, 2011

Twee-cocking

When someone is performatively shy and quirky on purpose to get attention.

You see Brent's MySpace profile picture where he's playing the ukulele? He's totally twee-cocking.

by Blink155PodFan360 September 11, 2018

Tweed River Rubber

Using a placenta as a condom

Person 1: Do you have protection?
Person 2: You just gave birth right?
Person 1: Yeah, why?
Person 2: Lets do a tweed river rubber

by gloplord August 9, 2023

Salty Teemo

Being so bad that you make an amateur look like a professional.

You say that hes a pro player but those Salty Teemo plays determine otherwise

by KhaosxResolve February 19, 2014

tweedurr

A stupid, obvious, or unnecessary tweet made on Twitter that makes the follower/recipient roll their eyes and say "duh" or 'durr"; a waste of a follower's time; a lame tweet.

Casey: Lindsay just sent me a tweedurr, "I can't believe it's Monday already!"

Sam: Duh.

Casey: Yeah, I just wasted three seconds of my life reading it. Lame!

by AverageJoeMama April 20, 2009