Tenessee Tit Tweedler

Someone who loves to fondel boobies from tenessee.

Billy Ray squeezed Jan's boobies. He must be a tenessee tit tweedler.

by A to the U and E to the L September 4, 2005

tweedle fuck

a simpleton, or any prick that thinks they know everything; a dumbass see chode, wad-pilot, dumbfuck

the tweedle fuck kept telling me, "potato chips have salt on them"

by cassius$ July 18, 2006

Tweebertard

A pre-teen who enjoys both the inane and stale Twilight series, and the musical abomination that is Justin Bieber.

Also known as "Scum of the Earth"

Ewwww, tweebertards

by Goodmonson The Dickable Dog July 21, 2010

tweedles

slang for marijuana

i sure do wish i could get to the pharmacy and get my tweedles for my back pain.

by frantannaman December 4, 2009

TWEEDLE DICK

Tweedle Dick: a person whom thinks he his shit together, really he is a dick. One whom thinks he cool and really sucks.
They sit around all day talking about how smart and creative they are. In fact, they usually only create network hang-ups and little brown replicas of themselves in the toilets

Did you here the shit Tweedle Dick was saying! Man he's not cool.

by bart desert February 26, 2009

tweeler

One who tweets via twitter while at the wheel of a motor vehicle or while operating heavy machinery. This, more often than not, results in serious injury and/or death.

Passenger: "Look at that asshole tweeler, cut him off."
Driver: "I'll give you something to tweet about emo fag!"

Wade is such a tweeler. I am surprised he has only impaled three people with his forklift today.

by SamSchlong October 20, 2009

Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead

Two male individuals who act as if they are joined together at their schwanzes.

Two guys that throw up on eachother's schwanzes.

Bobby and Eric act like they are Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead at every sporting event they attend.

I'll tell you what dude, Siegfried and Roy are classic Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead.

by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011