twee hee

An expression of happiness, joy and/or general hilarity. Could also refer to a small giggle, quite like Dionysus' laughter.

Oh did you hear that joke about the three men who walk into a bar...?
Yes I did...twee hee!

by intellegere June 18, 2011

Twees

Twees - Noun (Plural) -Derives from the incompetents amongst society who do not have the brain power to correctly articulate the 'r' in the word Trees from which twees originates.

At last we have reached the twees, the beautiful twees.
The twees are growing out of the gwound (ground) at an alarming wate (rate).

by OrangesAndPetitpois February 23, 2019

smelly twee

A smelly twee is a scottish term to describe rats that live close to humans.
Joke varietions such as "tweeaaboos" are also often overheard.

eek eek, a smelly twee!

by saucecook69420 August 31, 2018

twees

its the reverse of a sweet

bruv can i have twees

by sensei99 May 28, 2018

Ploo Playel Een Twee Dlie

Some chinese/hongkongian/vietnamese/springrollass dude that loves saying ''kontgat'' whenever someone says ''what''.

Ploo Playel Een Twee Dlie: "mumbling''
Bart: What?
Ploo Playel Een Twee Dlie: Kontgat

by Squanchonius June 23, 2020

Ploo Playel Een Twee Dlie

Some weird chinese/hongkongese/vietnamese/springrollass asian whatever guy that likes to say ''kontgat'' whenever someone says ''what''

Ploo Playel Een Twee Dlie: "mumbling''
Bart: What?
Ploo Playel Een Twee Dlie: Kontgat

by Squanchonius June 23, 2020

ploo playel een twee dlie

waalom lees jij dit

Stanley: ploo playel een twee dlie
Bart: wat
Stanley: kontgat

by Squanchonius June 24, 2020