package teaser

When a man hits himself or is hit in the testicles but only suffers slight pain or injury as a result.

Nick: OMG! I just hit myself in the nuts!

Lucky: Ouch! Are you ok?

Nick: Yeah! It was just a package teaser!

by xxxSandmanxxx June 23, 2011

cock teaser

A female who gives a male friend the impression that she likes him, when all she's really doing is playing with his mind.

The cock teaser sexed the man up.

by You KNOW it! May 18, 2004

tweakermobile

An inferior-quality department store bicycle in a state of disrepair, usually has at least one non-functioning brake and a noticeably bent wheel and rusty chain.

Eddie rode his tweakermobile to the methadone clinic.

by Zombie Attack232 December 9, 2010

tweaker's thumb

Forming of a giant blister or callus on your thumb from smoking soooo much meth.

I can tell weather or not anyone has been smoking meth recently by seeing weather or not they've got tweaker's thumb(s).

by Willie Tutu December 23, 2010

tweaker bait

Noun broken household useless items that can be used to distract strung out tweakers stealing your more valuable items.

Honey I'm home I did stop at the goodwill donation station and pic up a new box o tweaker bait

by koolbreeze December 16, 2016

Buck Teaser

The Buck Teaser is derived from teaser lures in deep sea fishing. Upon entering a pool filled with women, shorts are dropped and the cock and balls are slapped up and down as bait to lure in the trophy slut. Once you have their attention, the predator repeatedly yells BUCK TEASER until the prize takes the bait with her mouth or hand.

Lenny Dubs, an avid slut fisherman, hauled in 110 pound blonde spinner at Seacrets Saturday night, hooked with a vicious Buck Teaser. Subsequently she was bagged, tagged, and mounted on the wall of fame.

by Mac Handy July 24, 2017

lerping tweaker

Acting sketch as fuck in bushes with binoculars during the day creeping on people or going on tweaker missions.

Scott H. was being a lerping tweaker going through Jens stuff while she was sleeping

by DoubleBubble421 January 7, 2018