Mark Twain’s

Basically just a classy way to refer to a girls tits or more formally, her “breasts”

“God man, I can stop looking at Chelsea’s Mark Twain’s”

“Really man? She mad thicc, that’s what you’re looking at?”

“Yeah man, my eyes just gravitate bro”

“I’ll pray for you bro”

“Feels bad man”

by PotatoMasterJDM January 6, 2019

Cleaved in Twain

The best fucking thrash metal band to come out of New Zealand ever!

'Did you hear that fat, new Cleaved in Twain track"
'FUCK YES, that was EPIC!!!'

by MetalHead8399 December 25, 2011

Twaine

The baddest Jamaican younger out here. Straight outta Peckham. Nobody can chat to him. Gyal love him of.

Is your name Twaine

by Uk drillings October 7, 2018

Shania Twain

A has-been pop singer who gets worse with every song she has put out. I will give her props, her and her husband supposedly write their songs, that's refreshing. However, it would be much more meaningful if the songs were any good. Any Man Of Mine? It was the "redneck woman" of the mid-90's. But what happened after that? Downhill all the way! You should burn this new record. Billy Carrington totally outsings her on the best sounding song she has put out in years.

I heard Shania Twain sing that new song called "Don't" and I finally realize she has lost it.

by nikthenyetminder January 27, 2005

TWAIN

of taiwan, tawny. is a legend, wise, knowledgable, omni present.

-that guy twain has knowlegde,lets go get mashup
- yer, mashup!! -props!!!

by twain December 28, 2005

twainer

A racist term for someone from Taiwan. Nigger is to a black man as twainer is to a taiwanese

Look at that twainer eating his chow mein and fried rice

by twainerboy May 16, 2006

Mark Twain

A man who spends most of his later years with underage girls.

oh look another mark twain is on tv.

by oh sheeeet November 30, 2010