Shania Twain

a Canadian country music star who has had big pop hits in the fucking PC 90s and beyond. She is married to producer Robert John "Mutt" Lange who oversaw great music in the 80s but now produces mostly shit. Shania is sexier than hell, but her songs are yuppified, Ally McBeal fan type pop shit for the soccer mom set, totally awesome in their flat out suckability. Utter crap.

Shania Twain is very sexy but her songs don't impress me much. Her albums belong in the shitcan. Complete trash.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 28, 2006

Shania Twain

A has-been pop singer who gets worse with every song she has put out. I will give her props, her and her husband supposedly write their songs, that's refreshing. However, it would be much more meaningful if the songs were any good. Any Man Of Mine? It was the "redneck woman" of the mid-90's. But what happened after that? Downhill all the way! You should burn this new record. Billy Carrington totally outsings her on the best sounding song she has put out in years.

I heard Shania Twain sing that new song called "Don't" and I finally realize she has lost it.

by nikthenyetminder January 27, 2005

Shania Twain

A no talent having, slutty dressing country "singer" who has sold her soul to the devil to be popular. Songs are awful, mostly due to her writing most of them. Frequently uses a straining, whining tone while "singing".

When Shania Twain sings, it sounds like a cat is getting repeatedly hit by a tennis racket. But I'd still nail her.

by Ted Worthington October 7, 2005

Shania Twain

A a woman who tries to call herself a country singer. Tries being the key word.

A: I was listening to a country station and Shania Twain came on.
B: I bet that ruined the station.
A: Pretty much.

by Chica_Chica April 10, 2006

Shania Twain

When the power goes out and you have to use a glow stick to piss.

"I'm on that Shania Twain shit."

by Dskijner May 4, 2014

shania twain

a vetenarian in world war 2 who never gets called by his first name "shania" his name is always "shania twain" he is not impressed by rocket scientists and has no gaydar whatsoever, he currently roams mexican streets penny picking and peeling apples in his spare time. He has been known to use public bathrooms not flushing afterwards the infamous turds are being left all over mexico.

tourist-

"dude did you see that huge turd in those bathrooms?"

mexican citizen-
"aye carumba! el diablo! shania twain!"

by jaawdan October 3, 2009

Shania Twain

The equal weighted average of faith hill and sheryl crow.

Is that sheryl crow? No. Is that faith hill? No. It’s shania Twain. Oh ya! Love her!

by but trade December 31, 2021