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testie blowout

1. A sudden increase in the pitch of ones voice during speech, usually for the duration of one syllable only. Similar to the process a teenage boy undergoes during puberty but far more sporadic and therefore more humorous for onlookers. Incidence is increased during periods of excitement and is also seen to be directly proportionate to the number of people listening.
2. May also be used literally by the stupid and uneducated to describe a sudden increase in testicular size such as that associated with conditions like elephantitis.
1. "Hey guys, what's happENing?"
2. Doctor: "Well Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "Well..as you can see, I'm experiencing testie blowout."
by Sam June 18, 2004
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Tushie

The funniest word that has ever existed. Impossible to say and not laugh.
My tushie hurts because I fell on it.
by Dan December 23, 2003
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tostie

A toasted sandwich with cheese and ham, often eaten at lunch with your fellow scout leaders when the person who had to get the lunch ran out of inspiration.
lazy scout leader: I could'nt find the 'brie', so I got tosties.
Others: Damm you, we've been eating those for the last weeks now!
Vegetarian scout leader: Can I finally have one WITHOUT any ham!?
Derpenstein-Scout leader: I think Tim will be first again!
Others: Shut up! We're In a lunch-crisis here!
by De Rosser February 18, 2014
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tasties

Are ya gettin' a few tasties?

Jesus i've had an awful amount of tasties!
by fergberg March 2, 2009
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testie pop

What happens usually to a teenage boy, could be during pubity...but it is very humours to people around. It is when a young male will say -usual in one syllabol of a word and his voice changes into a high pitch in that part of his sentence, when this happens other onlookers r forced to yell out and embarrass the boy by screaming "TESTIE POP". OR as a cover up the boy will say "TESTIE POP!" to himself, so he isnt as embarrassed by everyone else letting other no what has just happened
First boy- "hey guys wats hapPEning"
Onlookers- "TESTIE POP!"

OR

unsuspecting adolescent- "and then i went up to the guy and i smAShed em"..."AWW shit TESTIE POP!"
by LiL AsH April 1, 2005
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Testie

an idiot, a moron, a fat slob who is part of an ingame alliance called "Test Alliance Please Ignore". His choice of weapon is the stupid, a highly contagious disease which attacks the brain and controls your mind leaving you as a mindless buffoon easily susceptible to garbage propaganda.
This one time, at band camp I met a testie and he infected me with the stupid. Luckily i went to the top medical facility in the world and the people there cured me.
by iamdumbandapartoftestalliance September 17, 2012
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Tufties

Noun.

Little hairs on your chest that can be seen peeking out of your shirt.
person 1: what a nice shirt that man has.

person 2: yeah, except you can see some tufties sticking out.

person 1: mmmmm.
by tufterlover January 12, 2011
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