post mastication turbulence

What happens after eating beans or spicy food.

After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.

by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010

Turdulence

The rumbling in your stomach that you get when you are about to curl one out.

JP: Would you like another pint of Guiness mate?
WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.

by Wayne T Scott August 11, 2008

Turbulence

when your tossin someones salad and they fart in your face.

Man, Todd sure experienced Turbulence when he was eating out Samantha.

by urmom69dme2 November 14, 2011

Turbulence

An attractive female, or group of females.

Hey chief, check out the turbulence on the slopes today.

by hordan40 March 9, 2009

turbulent

a kick ass band from northridge.known to attract large groups of backstage betty's.

charles-rockin frontman

john-sexy bassist of turbulent

jason-awesome drummer

Turbulent f***ing rocks!

by Samigirl B April 8, 2005

Turbulent Helicopter

While on an aircraft attending the bathroom, the aircraft hits extreme turbulence while you are in mid-stream. This results in you automatically putting your hands out to stop you from slamming wall to wall in the bathroom. After the turbulence has stopped, you realize you have pissed all over the bathroom and leave in shame.

Ohh man I just experienced a Turbulent Helicopter. It was bad mate, I almost drowned!

by Youwishyouwerentme March 18, 2014

Turbulence Turrets

The inability to control the swear words that fly out of your mouth when the plane you are riding in hits a nasty air pocket.

I was quietly enjoying my flight when the plane jerked and tossed me up in the air and F-Me came loudly out of my mouth much to the chagrin of the passengers around me. That is how turbulence turrets came to be.

by Big E Mc October 22, 2012