Thurstable

A wank of a place due to the recent addition of Mr Ketley

I'll die before i go to thurstable

by Daddypig69tla July 11, 2021

turable

something that is not well, bad, not good

That dress she is wearing is really turable!

by Marcellina November 10, 2007

turrable

terrible is mass proportion

that game was just turrable

by losethegame March 22, 2009

Turntables

A great pair of breasts.

"Dude, have you seen her turntables? Man, I totally want to have a spin on that set!"

by Mellynelly October 26, 2009

Mexican Turn Table

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.

Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.

by paulypizza November 10, 2012

two turntables and microphone

Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...

Where it's at!?!? I got two turntables and microphone!

by Asa Guy December 28, 2008

Nebraskan Turntables

When you're fingering two girls at once. Rubbing the clits in a circle resembles the motion a DJ makes spinning a turntable.

Me: Ay what's the closest you've ever been to a threesome?
Ben: Haha I was so close one time. I actually did the Nebraskan Turntables on these twins, but I didn't get to fuck after.
Me: Damn! Why not?
Ben: Because they thought that fingering both of them at once was the stupidest shit ever. They left immediately after I tried it...

by nutellacroissant May 1, 2021