Oh how the turntables

A kind of slang or millenial way to say "Oh, how the tables have turned".

Person 1: Did you see that movie?
Person 2: Oh how the turntables near the ending.

by SHSLultimateSimp02 January 13, 2021

How the turntables have turned

“How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z

Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.

Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father

Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU

Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards

by FeatherinThemJeans October 13, 2021

Danish Turntable

A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table. The male then proceeds to have intercourse with her through the European pastry. She immediately turns around and performs oral sex. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.

She totally failed at the Danish Turntable! She thought it was cherry, so we had to do it again!

by Tuffmcgruff September 15, 2022

Moral Turntables

When you try to be moral about something, but then you scratch it.

Nahid: Wow, he was not a nice guy.
Matt: Well that's because he was on MORAL TURNTABLES.

by I Forget Things October 10, 2017

don’t get your tie in a turntable

to tell someone not to freak out so much about a little thing

Don’t get your tie in a turntable Adaeze!

by DefinitelyNotChidi April 06, 2024

Hillbilly Turntable

Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.

Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”

by mr big daddy lover April 05, 2024

Nebraska Turntable

A Nebraska Turntable is where one defecates into another's mouth, and then the individual with the excrement in their mouth performs oral sex on the defecater.

My breath still stinks from that Nebraska Turntable last night.

by UrbanKingdom March 19, 2011