turner

a strange attention seeking person that always needs to get there way & has two faces.

(your boyfreind/girlfreind); i want to meet your freind
(you) no way there a right turner they might try to steal you from me

by yesterdayhope May 16, 2009

Turnered

to be put in the most horrific situation

"Our little secret!" said Frank as he snuggles in bed with his son.
MUM: "I'll just finish this hot sweaty work, and then you can rummage m'gash"

by Urbandurban July 4, 2003

turner

(verb) To reciprocate and eat the balls of a suspended yankee.

While his balls were being soundly yankeed by Jim, Hal decided that he was in the mood to do some turnering himself!

by Steve Holsten May 18, 2008

the turners

sixteen kids that all go to the door and stare at you

them damn turners are starin again

by reno April 20, 2005

Will Turner

A 'Will Turner' is a homosexual being(pirate) who likes the 'Fruit bowl' and pretends to be a womanizer but is actually a gay prick. Often Dwells within the vicinity of Timaru. Should be avoided at all costs as he will cramp your style and is genurally a pedophile.

"Oi check out that homo guy....He's such a Will Turner"

If One is a pedophile creep they are a 'Will Turner'

by Better than William November 28, 2009

Alex turner

The hottest old man of them all. Also is a sexy mother fucker and has a really sexy deep crusty voice that is sexy also he is the lead singer of the arctic monkeys.

Fangirl:Omg I love Alex turner he's so hot

Bitch:here we go again bois

by Themightycooch August 28, 2019

Alex Turner

A true daddy... will cause pantie drop, dizziness, hyperventilation and may more. Be aware around this dangerously hot..."human"?

ex; I will "Alex turnYOu" on...
That guy is so hot, he is such an Alex turner.

by piggyboo June 26, 2018