Turkish sandbar

The act of covering your entire penis with glue and then while it is still wet, rubbing sand all over it. When it is completely dry, give your partner surprise buttsex. This will leave your partner in unbearable pain.

Turkish man: "I gave my wife the good ol' Turkish sandbar while she was sleeping because she cheated on me

American: " here in America we have the boston sandtrap "

by Notarealcamel February 9, 2014

Turkish Bayonet

when you shit on your dick and cut it off and shove it up your ass

alex is into some weird shit. i heard his last act was the turkish bayonet.

by dean bean machine April 5, 2020

Turkish Rodeo

While screwing a girl doggy style (traditionally through the Tradesman's Entrance, but vaginal penetration can be an unofficial variation), the male takes hold of the girl's hair (like a horse's mane, or saddle reins) and proceeds to shout out the name of the girl's sister (or best friend) in mid-thrust. The male then grips the hair even tighter and sees if he can hold onto the subsequent bull ride for 8 seconds.

While Randy was banging the crap out of Sonya from behind, he shouted out Sonya's sister's name, Claudine, in mid-thrust. Sonya fell into a blind rage, thrashing about the bed like a wild bull, and Randy held on for dear life, like a Turkish Rodeo rider.

by Huard September 10, 2008

Turkish Back Rub

A massage performed by a man to another person in which the massager stabs and or presses his erect member against the back and or buttock of the massage reciver. Certain styles also involve heavy, wet breathing at close range on the back of the neck.

I asked coach Pooder for a massage before the big game, but he gave me a Turkish back rub insted

by Raheru October 8, 2008

Turkish Cinnamon roll

Amidst sexual intercourse, a man proceeds to shit on a woman's bare chest, then busts his load all over the heaping pile. Afterwards, the man swirls his johnson around in a disgusting manner, hence symbolizing the icing on a cinnamon roll.

Man! It sure is a shame I got hepatitis after giving Cheri that Turkish Cinnamon Roll last night.

by Assmaster Alfonz October 8, 2011

Turkish Snowcone

The act of masterbating and letting the cum bubble up like a volcanoe into your fist and making a girl lick or suck it out of your hand like a snowcone

She ate that turkish snowcone like a champ!

by cottonwood January 5, 2006

turkish elephant

When a man pulls his penis out of his zipper, and then pulls his pockets out of his pants and flaps them.

John asked Mary if she wanted to feed his turkish elephant a peanut. Boy was Mary surprised to see his turkish elephant.

by amanda t. August 8, 2006