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Turkey Deepthroat 

When he cums in your mouth while deepthroating and you gargle and gobble while continuing to deepthroat
I deepthroated Mike and he shot his load in my mouth and i started making noises, sounding like i was gobbling. he said i was Turkey Deepthroat ing

Turkey Day 

Turkey Day by Zach G. November 13, 2003

Turkey dick 

A unit of measurement and curvature while drinking
Those roads are as straight as a turkey dick
Turkey dick by Perkins March 11, 2017

turkey drop 

A tragically botched up promotion or operation. This definition comes from an episode of "WKRP in Cincinatti" when the station dropped live turkeys from an airplane for a supermarket Thanksgiving Day promotion. Unfortunately, the crew didn't know that turkeys can't really fly and the birds dropped like lead weights onto the parking lot crowd.
Despite all his efforts, Bob's well-planned evening with the hot chick was a total turkey drop.
turkey drop by Franni the Lunchlady December 28, 2005

Turkey Day 

A celebration of the one good moment Americans had with Indians. Now, a commercial excuse for obese people to stuff food inside of other food.
Thanksgiving is like telling a date rape victim to just focus on the dinner and movie earlier that evening.
Turkey Day by Turkey Guy November 27, 2003

Turkey Dinner

While having anal sex the man cums in the other person's butthole. Than proceeds with a turkey baster to suck out semen and feed to female.
Bob: "Dude how was your thanksgiving?"

Joe: "It was sick bro i gave my girlfriend a Turkey Dinner!!!"

Bob: "Sick bro!"
Turkey Dinner by Billy203982345 January 20, 2009