turduckening

Anal sex that occurs while the receiver is simultaneously excreting feces.

Yo, I heard that Texas has laws against Turduckening.

by OtnememX March 25, 2008

Turducken

Placing the penis into the vagina while simultaneously placing testicles into the anus.

Everyone can enjoy a turducken but not for long.

by Stillfat September 15, 2021

Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom

i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken

by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

turducken

the act of dodging flying fecal matter thrown by simians whilst visiting the zoo.

I almost got hit in the face with some monkey shit, but luckily i did my turducken move, and my friend took it to the dome instead.

by seerokool March 28, 2019

turducken

its a turkey, duck and chicken all stuff inside of each other.

Me: Mom what's for dinner?
Mom: a Turducken!
Me: cool

by ClassOf2018 December 29, 2014

Turducken

Anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman 8+ months pregnant.

When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Turducken

To recieve sexual acts in all 3 holes, while tied up.

"John turduckened me last night"

by Definitelyarealperson September 15, 2025