Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.
a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.
a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.
Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."
by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012
Get the turdle kisses mug.When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.
by Cracklized November 15, 2017
Get the Turdle Wax mug.This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.
The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.
by SqwertYert May 8, 2025
Get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle mug.by Gobbler Privets June 23, 2022
Get the Turdle mug.When you have to take a dump and crap is sticking out of your butt like a turtle's head from a shell.
See also: penciling.
See also: penciling.
by Bababooey-Fafa flohi May 29, 2022
Get the Turdleing mug.I was going to get the lawnmower out of the shed but had to go through a couple turdles to get there.
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