turdsnatcher

One who acts in a manner akin to someone who would actually steal a turd....an asshole!

A patron at a restaurant who puts his/her hand in the mint bowl and drops a few back into the bowl.....what a turdsnatcher!

by JS 827CA October 13, 2006

The Turbinator

turban over metal exoskeletan

dude:dik move dude
the turbinator:ill be black!

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

speed turdin'

the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.

Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'

(24 secs later)
~flush~

Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...

by DSint, SB3, Philthy Phil August 27, 2010

Turpinator

A very sexy person, they make a lot of people horny

' Wheres that turpinator? She turns me on! '

by Robbinator_H February 24, 2008

Turdinator

A turd, that no matter how many times you flush, will not go down the toilet, requiring one to crush it with a plunger handle to destroy it.

That Turdinator is in the commode! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not flush ever!

by The_JDH November 27, 2012

Turdicate

Like a turnicate to block blood from an area the turdicate is when you tighten your belt as far as you can to stop a turd coming out. It is usually used when you need to take a dump but something of importance is happening. It can also be used mid-dump so you get up and do it so it doesn't bother you. It can be risky though, sometimes it squeezes the crap out.

Guy 1: 'Dude where were you, you were nearly late'

Guy 2: 'I know i was taking a shit when i realised what time it was. I hat to turdicate it off'

by Orgasmic Wafro February 25, 2010

turdiness

The act of being a turd; acting like a shithead

My kids snapped out of his turdiness.

by Parentof5 November 1, 2012