turds

a huge fat curly shit tht curls out of ur ass like a snake and lands on the ground( or loo) in a long spiral. dogs genearlay do huge turds in the street. watch your feet

"Omfg u stoon in those TURDS!"
"My ass really hurts i just did a huge TURDs!"

by jenny jay October 29, 2006

Turd

1.Person that apparently originated in the 1900s
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids.
3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money.
4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives.
5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women.
6.Person switches team every so often.
7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries.
8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd

O.M.G Turd (a 42 year old irish/mex dude) is dating a 25 year old girl who's suffering from early life crisis.

Turd claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, Turd is the worst of all racism entity in the world.

We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence Turd has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk.

Turd is the one beginning about the end in 2012.

by EmancipateTheChildren December 1, 2010

turd

In Ireland (colloquial) , follows first and second.

As in speaking of a race; "Mick was first, Seamus was second, and Sean there came in came Turd"

by John Harworth April 11, 2007

Turd

1. Something worthless that can't be improved.
2. An expression of worthlessness

1. You can't polish a turd
2. "There are three kinds of turd, musturd, custurd and you, you big shit!"

by Duw November 6, 2013

Turd

One link of shit or a person that is a loser.

I stepped on one of the dog's turds.

Matthew is such a turd!

by jwaK March 21, 2009

turd

big , fat, smelly shit thats bein launched outta sum1s arsehole!

ewww dude u stepped in turd!

by pete May 21, 2003

turd

turd (commonly known as crap,shit,poo and many more)

i turded in a bowl

by troy stokes December 29, 2008