slipping in the turning lane

To get car jacked in the far right lane at an intersection because you stopped instead of rolling through and making the right turn. This term was made infamous in Texas. Mainly in the Houston, Dallas, and Port Arthur areas. Car jackers set up and hide at intersections waiting for a vehicle of there liking to roll through. If it stops and is in the turning lane, car jackers ambush the vehicle, get in and make the right for the previous driver never to be seen again. Car jackers who do this, have no shortage of victims in Texas. Many people in Texas have slabs and/or customized, flashy vehicles and one of the ways they show them off is by moving slow or stopping in the turning lane near intersections.

When your in Texas, don't EVER get caught slipping in the turning lane.

by Iceman929 March 3, 2008

Turing-like

Any shitty programming language with no practical purpose. Usually slow and cumbersome, and with a quirks that no other programming language has/should have.

Named after the educational programming language from Holtsoft.

"FUCK! The York University assembly language is a Turing-like!"

by Turing_Tyrant May 15, 2014

turlingdrome.

Yet another classic word from the genius of Douglas Adams (read the books if you haven't already). "Turlingdrome" is a word known throughout the Galaxy as a grave insult, equalling the insulting insultiveness of such words as "swut" and "joojooflop." Thankfully, however, it doesn't even come CLOSE to that deadliest of all words: "Belgium."

Enlightened HG2G Reader: "See that guy over there? He's never even picked up the Hitchhiker's Guide, the turlingdrome. He probably doesn't even have a towel."

Random Unenlightened Non-HG2G Reader: "Er, pardon me, but what the hell did you just say?"

by A whelk July 8, 2006

turning japanese

Masterbation. Refers to the look that some men get on their face at the time of climax.

Guys sometimes turn japanese when they watch pornos.

by Chris Paladino March 19, 2003

bowl turning

Arbitrarily changing something in a way that does not improve it or detract from it.

Mary offered a bowl turning solution to the situation that did not inspire her shipmates.

by Lorenzo Colasante March 6, 2008

Turning Tricks

What a prostitute does. Having sex in exchange for drugs or money.

"I had my first hit of the drug when I was 17. A month later, I was turning tricks."

by Blynd Mag April 21, 2009

Turning two

Another way of telling someone you have to take a shit.

Guy 1: "Hey what's up?"

Guy 2: "Just turning two."

Guy 1: "That's disgusting. Dont pick up when you're on the toliet."

by southp8627 July 31, 2010