Texas turban

Another word for the ever-so-popular, yet completely ridiculous MULLET hair style. The term is simular to the Tennessee top hat.

After being lined up like sheep for two hours, Billy's first day at bootcamp got dramatically worse when the locks from his Texas turban were shaved from his head.

by irish sully September 1, 2005

upside down turban

Wrapping your testicles in a cloth (usually cold and wet) to provide comfort on hot days.

Mike was sweating buckets at his desk and thus proceeded to put on an upside down turban.

by Steve Saner May 23, 2006

Tulbeans

When you are really don't think that your cock is going to be enough so you throw the balls in the girls vagina with it.

Anna: Are you in me
Alex: YEah I am but I got somehting you'd love it's called a tulbeans.

by Todd Richards December 7, 2005

Ass Turban

The act of taking an ice cream swirl shit on the head of an unsuspecting victim.

that drunk as bitch passed out, so I twirled her like a sit n spin and gave her an ass turban on the noggin.

by Melkevica January 8, 2011

Toronto Turban

The Toronto turban is the act of placing a well-worn or soiled pair of underwear or boxer shorts on your partners face or head while engaging in sexual intercourse then continually slapping them in the face, neck, chest or head until you have reached orgasm.

“Yo this chick was such a freak I gave her a Toronto turban last night it was fucking wicked”

by rogoed July 7, 2009

turban assault vehicle

A cab that smells so bad with body odor, upon entry, it feels like you got smacked in the face with a slab of putrid flesh. These cabs are usually driven by men of Indian/Pakistani descent and in many cases wear turbans on their heads.

I am feeling a bit light-headed after a five minute ride in a turban assault vehicle.

by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005

turban tastic

something so good that it makes you want to put on a turban

Fuck me! That goal was turban tastic *puts on a turban*

by Robin February 6, 2005