rubber tuba

A sex toy in the shape of an ass.

The truck driver never goes on long trips without his rubber tuba.

by Dick Gosinya February 13, 2015

filthy tuba

The act of removing a living being's intestines from their body and subsequently tying of either end while filling it with air to mimic a long balloon. The balloon is then bent and twisted into a balloon animal. Sometimes, instead of an animal, a tuba is tied, hence the term "filthy tuba" is derived. These balloons are commonly distributed by juggalos at County fairs in southern Minnesota, targeting a market of children between the ages of the and twelve years, preferably family members of the initial victim. For best results, pop the balloon shortly after distribution to invoke the most delicious and savory shock and sorrow within the child.

"Hey, did you see that clown at the fair the other day handing out free balloon animals?"
"Those weren't balloons, they were filthy tubas!"

by The SkyboundJester June 26, 2015

Tuba Player

A Tuba Player is the most important person in a marching band, they provide the loud and deep tones that an audience loves to hear, and tubas are a great visual representing power like that of of the Player themselves

Did you see that Tuba Player? He must have the strongest lungs in the world to play that instrument.

by StephenMickel July 23, 2012

tubass

An individual whose ass looks like the end of a tub (basically an ass that sticks the fuck out).

That kid has a tubass. Look at how his shirt scrunches over his ass.

by Desi Master September 21, 2005

Tumaer

Some smelly person named Tumaer, who ALWAYS SMELLS. No matter what, he smells!If you know a person named ANY of the names below, please call them an alternate one.

Tumaer Bottes, YOU SMELL LIKE CRAP! YES! YOU SMELL! "tumaer" Also has a number of names, rangeing from "Shumer" to "Umaer" to "Poomaer".

by Ryan June 15, 2004

Tubavision

1.)The Act Of Watching Youtube Videos More Than Television Itself Is Tubavision

2.)Watching Porn On The Internet For Long Periods At A Time.

Example 1.
Guy1: Dude What Are Your Plans for The Weekend?
Guy2: Idk. I'll Probably Just Chill And Watch Some Tubavision.
Guy1: Sweetness.

Example 2.
Guy1: Where Were You? I Thought You Were Dead!
Guy2: Dude I Was Watching The Tubavision All Day Broski.
Guy1: Hope You Didn't Get A Poirus.

by Spazzy Num Numz August 28, 2010

tombaye

Large freckley man super muscley single (i think) and thinks ollie Campbell is the nicest guy in the world he has butt larger than the moon and a large thing (😜) it’s as big as a whales he can poop boulders and is a legendary person and should be respected

(Random person) my strong man
(Stranger) he shore is
(Another person) his buttox is out of control
(Tombaye) now now lady’s calm down one at a time pleas

by Oll_polll January 10, 2018