Telemark NJ

A small town deep inside the slums of Rockaway NJ. The average day of a telemark native would be to wake up and occasionally rip a few Geebs or smoke an occasional blunt. Eventually the bar down the street opens and everyone gets smashed. The telemark air is dangerous to breathe in unless you have been a telemarker since you were born.Otherwise the air will kill your lungs. The lake can cause one to disintegrate if entered. The majority of teens there like to get stoned all day everyday and are considered scum to other parts of Rockaway. Parents are usually drunks who think that they can party like they used to in high school and don't give a fuck what there kids do

Im going to Telemark NJ to rip some danky Geebs and get fuckin cooked.

by Birchwood j scheezy April 6, 2011

telemarketers

Little annoying @!#$% that keep on calling you when your busy

The @#$!ing telemarketer called me while i was eating

by Anonymous July 6, 2003

telemagical

When someone or something looks breathtakingly beautiful or awesomely incredible in an iPhone image.

Somehow he got his ugly ass to look more like the world’s most desirable super stud by creating a most telemagical shot.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Tulumptuous

The adjective given to a group of three friendly individuals in a non-academic high school class. The tulumptuous trio features two good friends and a third "casual" friend who is rarely associated with outside of the classroom.
The trio is ideal for laughing at the pointlessness of the class. There is also the little known "fourth man" who sits slightly in front of the tulumptuous trio and adds occasional funny comments at the discretion of the tulumptuous trio.

Good Friend #1: Yo man, this health class sucks. No one even uses female condoms.

Good Friend #2: Yeah. Glad we have a tulumptuous trio going on. Yo, would you bang the teacher?

"Friend" #3: Dude, I would not.

Fourth Man: (smiles)

by ralphnaderforthewin1996 June 25, 2012

Telemediation

Visiting other places virtually via mobile telepresence

A telemediation allows a person to visit an event thousands of miles away and direct another person who carries a camera.
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www.telemediators.com (launched 2010)
First Service in the world to offer virtual travel, virtual attendance of weddings, funerals, live museum visits, live tourism.

by DanielHowardTelemediation December 14, 2010

tusemfootrag

Tusemfootrag(s): A person with a large booty, floppy feet, and you are wearing socks.

I am going to be a tusemfootrag for halloween.

by Joscelyn Esmeralda December 23, 2018

Tuklemekk

The art of forcing something to work NOW by using what ever means at the disposal, directly opposed to a controlled, well thought out solution.
Usually leading to extremely complex one-time measures that nobody else understands.

This stopped working last night. There was no time to so I tuklemekked it! Its a problem for future us.

by nextgenrobot November 13, 2020