Tubesucker

Someone who sucks cocks. Another word for cocksucker.

That new dude in the office is such a tubesucker.

by Ravennaman July 8, 2017

Ruby Tubesteak

When your shaft is bloody from period sex with your girlfriend.

Homie 1: "how are you and your lady doing?"
Homie 2: "oh, man last night she gave me a ruby tubesteak. That time of the month.(wink wink)"

by Lorenzo Llamas May 19, 2015

Chillopian tubes

Same meaning as saying chill but mixed together with the word "fallopian tubes".

Bro 1: I just smashed this hot chick while I was coked out.
Bro 2: *hits blunt* chillopian tubes bro

by iBelieveInAnal April 3, 2017

down the tubes

Popular UK expression, especially 20 or thirty years ago = when your life or a situation is fast deteriorating or going rapidly downhill

Tubes = probably has its origins in toilet tubes or pipes

We were good at first but our relationship is going down the tubes

Our season has gone totally down the tubes and looks like we'll be relegated

by notquitepatrick February 21, 2020

Pepper Tubesteak

The act of covering a condom in wasabi and haveing sex, preferably with a Thai prostitute

Dude, I totally gave her the pepper tubesteak, she ran away screaming.

by J-rod Chris April 3, 2007

Montague Tubesock

When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.

Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"

by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008

tubie

A child fed via a tube. These are surgically placed tubes due to feeding or swallowing issues and are absolutely medically necessary. Without these tubes, many children would literally starve to death. Feeding tubes can be in the form of a gastrostomy, called a G-tube, a jejunostomy, called a J-tube, or a combination of the two, which is referred to as a GJ-tube.

Sometimes kiddos that are fed via long term nasogastric tubes, or NG-Tubes, are also referred to as tubies.
#Tubie #TubieKids #FeedingTubeAwareness

My daughter Jade is a tubie. She is fed through a g-tube and she calls it her belly button!

by PrayersforJade February 23, 2017