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Tubesteak

What 12 year old virgin boys and fratboys think is the funniest word ever. Notice all the other definitions are written by people who consider themselves comedians by just repeating the same infantile giggling about "t-bones".

Often, these very same people will grow to develop a liking towards Dane Cook and South Park (not for satire, but because they want to be like Kenny). The older ones are the types who watch Entourage and lock gay kids in their dorm.
Dude, I totally got that gay nerd to show his tubesteak to me, that wasn't gay or anything, right?
by Poopyunderwear August 11, 2010
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tubster

A grown man who preys on preteen girls, usually on message boards.
Philbert preyed on a 12 year old girl at vgf, he is a tubster.
by Kirby King January 2, 2005
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tubesteak

penis slang somewhat aside, "tubesteak" can also means someone who is, or is behaving like, a dumbass or an asshole or both.

pretty much always said of guys, not of women. can be used either out of real irritation and anger with someone or in a joking manner among friends.

this meaning likely derives, in part, from the bodily slang of the above definitions (i.e. being a dick), but also from something a bit less vulgar...namely, referring to someone as a tubesteak is similar to calling him a meat popsicle, or a human, tube shaped, brainless column of meat.
dood, Joe was such a fucking tubesteak on saturday when his drunk ass dropped that whole case of beer on my rug.

or

are you serious? she's hooking up with that tubesteak fratfuck from alpha alpha alpha?!
by lewaazz July 21, 2008
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tubesteak and white gravy

tubesteak and white gravy is a guy's dick covered with his cum.
Feeding time! I've got tubesteak and white gravy for ya!
by eda-skip May 15, 2023
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Texaco Tubesteak

Another phrase to describe a roller dog.
Dude, you seriously ate a Texaco Tubesteak? Let me know if you want to go to the emergency room to get your stomach pumped.
by King of roller dogz June 15, 2009
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tubster

A type of molester; one that usually molests children
That tubster is doing something bad and is molesting my son please arrest him/her
by N01CE February 4, 2018
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Tobester122

Will solo you in gorilla tag whether it's a 1v9 he will run every lobby he touches
Tobester122 will wipe the floor with you
by Harley12122 April 23, 2022
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