by Argylegargoyle October 9, 2013
Get the tuscan choke mug.An absolute beast when it come to the gym. Man has the proportions of a 2 year old newly born baby. Squatting is second nature when since all he has to do is bouncy bouncy, and boom he's up. Very loving man with a caring heart, and is scared to be attached to women. All he wants in life is to cuddle, doesn't discriminate.
"Damn blud, look at that man squatting 405 lbs for reps!"
"nah my brudda, that's just the big man himself, tugaana!"
"nah my brudda, that's just the big man himself, tugaana!"
by bignickdick57 April 19, 2022
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by td March 26, 2004
Get the Tuscani mug.The most amazing guy I have ever met in my whole life. The way he cares about everyone is so rare to find in a person. He is the most handsome, funny, cute and loving male I have come across. Tuscan is the definition of perfection. <3
by ashley.47654 October 15, 2011
Get the Tuscan mug.A sexual act, rarely performed and little known outside of its native Tuscany. The Sizzler is performed when the man, after sufficient stimulation, ejaculates in the women's hair while standing behind her, and proceeds to pour gasoline all over her, punch her in the back of the head, and light her aflame with either a match, or a lit cigarette (as the situation calls for). The flame should be subsequently put out after a period of one to two minutes, though it can simply be left to burn, depending on the mood of the performer towards the recipient. The purpose of the Tuscan Sizzler is to test the limits of trust between giver and receiver, and to provide a degree of entertainment otherwise unseen in most sexual interplay, because I mean really, who doesn’t like to want to light someone on fire at least once in their life? That's right everybody does.
I accidentally killed my highschool girlfriend giving her the old "Tuscan Sizzler." It was still hilarious though. I mean, I'd do it again. I'm wierd like that.
by Shimmy to the Break of Dawn December 26, 2008
Get the Tuscan Sizzler mug.The act of receiving a hand job from anyone, but particularly an italian prostitute, whilst the stimulating party has his/her hand covered in extra virgin olive oil, acting as a lubricant.
Bro, I stayed in a hostel last night and got a Tuscan Dry Rub. You know what they say about Florence, am I right?
by YeetFlakes September 30, 2017
Get the Tuscan Dry Rub mug.There isn’t really a literal translation. Its a pun. Tucanazo sounds like someone hitting by using a "tucán". But it means the "dance tucán" or tucán dance.
Let's dance the tucanazo
by MexicanPseudonym June 10, 2021
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