trumpet swag

the swag in whch all trumpet players posses

that guys got some serious swag" "well yeah, hes a trumpet player, hes got trumpet swag

by creedence500 August 15, 2010

trumpery

1. n. - members of the 45th U.S. presidential family;
2. n. - policies of D.J. Trump, 45th U.S. president.

pl. trumperies

Friend: Yeah, D.J. Trump is now head policy-maker.
Enemy: Pfft! A trumpery making trumperies!

by myeah. January 20, 2017

Trumpty Dumpty

Trumpy Dumpty wanted to build a wall. Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall. He never could be president because he got broke.

Trumpty Dumpty

by Kalamazoo June 6, 2016

rustic trumpet

Pertaining to the sound(s) of unintended flatulence during anal copulation.

"She kept accidentally farting while I was ass fucking her, and it sounded like a chorus of rustic trumpets!"

by downpat75 August 3, 2008

Trumpet's ego

Bigger than the universe...
gets all the solos
the solos fuel the ego to grow bigger and better >:D

How the Trumpet's ego works...
Ex:Trumpets are better than Clarinets
Ex:Trumpets are better than Sax
Ex:Trumpets are better than trombones
Ex:Trumpets are better than flutes
Ex:Trumpets are better than oboes
Ex:Trumpets are better than percussion...
Ex:Trumpets are better than (insert instrument here)

by Levi Strauss & CO™ December 8, 2017

Trumpet grief

When mr grief steals your trumpet

“Dude used to be spanner grief but now the kunt has stolen my trumpet, he’s now known as fucking trumpet grief. Absolute fucking wank stain”

by Iwannariot March 14, 2019

Arse-Trumpet

A Utensil made of brass around 1ft. long with mouthpeace and tapered nossle used for the anal administration of cocain.
Favoured by the brittish royal family in the 18th and 19th century who had servants to blow the cocain through the device.

"Butler, fetch my arse-trumpet"

by Dr. Poppenstein June 11, 2006