Trump Poop Putzes

The vile attackers who invaded the U.S. Capital on 01-06-2021, deficated then smeared the feces.

Trump Poop Putzes have literally added to the "stain" his legacy is leaving on U. S. history! Some of them deficated in a bathroom and smeared the excrement around the walls and floors of the building.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

Taking A Trump

When you take a giant dump but it refuses to be flushed until Jan 20th.

My mom just kicked me out of her basement but I'm taking a trump and staying until after New Year.

by Roshambo187 November 26, 2020

Trump Truth

A flagrant and checkable lie used by politicians and their staff.

Honey, it's not a Trump Truth! I really didn't sleep with your sister!

by Sheradised January 23, 2017

Trumpball

When in times of need, someone throws objects at you in a disrespectful manner.

I slipped and hurt my leg when some kids trumpballed me.

by Fredola October 5, 2017

Trump Slump

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.

Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.

by Runner707 December 14, 2016

Trumpass

noun.
An avid supporter of Donald Trump, often going to extreme lengths to defend him and support him.

"Yo man, I was talking to my friend Daniel and discovered he's a Trumpass"
"Fuck him."

by Rampaging Boner February 7, 2017

Trump Stupid

A catastrophic type of stupid. A stupid so deep, that even stupid himself doesn't dare go near. Some say someone who is Trump Stupid has no hope of rehabilitation. The mere existence of millions of people that are Trump Stupid has led world scholars to question the credibility and strength of the United States' educational system. Europe's leading physicians are saying genetics might be to blame, and are branding those that exhibit features of Trump Stupid as a syndrome, leading to the popular diagnostic abbreviation, TSS.

Stupid: I didn't know a tomato is technically a fruit
Trump Stupid: What's a tomato?

Stupid: I need paper to add 2 + 2 together
Trump Stupid: What's 2 + 2 mean?

Stupid: I can't think of anything that rhymes with thunder
Trump Stupid: Thunder rhymes with thunder

by Gman October 8, 2016