Trumpaloompa

Trumpaloompa is a mental disorder like a low functioning narcissistic psychopath. The disease includes but is not exclusive to: Madness, urge to rape beautiful women, using Joseph Gobbles projecting lying tactics of "accuse others of which you're guilty of" paranoia; bloodlust & predatory the list goes on & on.

1. Rebecca: Alexis vag smells like a rat crawled in & died in there she's probably a democRAT! Eww!

Susan: I thought you told me you had a yeast infection last month, why are you projecting & always lying ..... 😒

2. Jason: I'm proud to be a white man! Cause I'm a Trumpilicon it's in my genes to be hateful it's called 1st amendment to hate! imma mindless Trumpaloompa for life!

by B.R_Redemption November 26, 2020

rusty trumbone

when a girl blows on a guys testicles and vibrates her lips wile giving him a handjob.

man: hey dude i got a rusty trumbone today!

by bryce donley July 20, 2007

british trumbone

the act of trying to sing a song with a dick down your throat.

she sure was good at the british trumbone

by chower July 4, 2014

Sir Trumpalot

A medieval, orange-hued knight of King Arthur's second string, square table.

Verily, Sir Trumpalot's hands doth be not large.

by Orangebeard June 6, 2019

rusty trumbone

After a guy is done buttfucking a girl or banging her, she gives him a blow job.

Damn i gave that bitch a RUSTY TRUMBONE last night.

by ChesseSexyMan June 4, 2007

Trumbone Party

When 10 or more people people get together in a room, and give each other rusty trumbones, until everyone passes out.

"That trumbone party was good last night"
"Yeah but, next I'll try to stay awake longer!"

by Uncle A-Hard January 21, 2007

Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty, in fact...it's so rusty that it has been considered the most rustiest item in all of rustiness history!

Damn, that rusty trumbone is very rusty!

by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018