ass'traction

the act of pulling ones head out of their ass.

Monty has been such a jerk lately. He really needs an ass'traction.

by Mistress Kimberly February 13, 2008

Tractions

(noun) (plural)
Very old men

The Cleveland Browns couldn't beat a football team of Tractions!

by JanetZumba January 1, 2017

weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets

They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.

by fatty August 21, 2003

traycation

deriving pleasure from overeating at a buffet.

I'm so broke the only fun I can get is a traycation.

by Dawax July 6, 2009

Urban Trumptionary

The post-election 2016 evolution of Urban Dictionary, an amusing entertainment website on the internet.
Primarily derogatory references, occasionally amusing aimed at Donald Trump, a real estate mogul, actor, turned president of the United States.

The definitions based on Trump initially amusing, overwhelmingly became simply annoying.. thus diluting an otherwise amusing website.

Bill: I'm bored, let's look up some funny definitions on the Urban Dictionary!!

Fred: Nawww, that site is so bad now,...it's just the Urban Trumptionary

by Icecreamman December 16, 2016

traction

To have intercourse with a member of the opposite sex.

Also can be used when threatening to fight/ beat someone up.

"I bet your bitch wants some of this traction"
"I know he don't want any of this traction"

by big1400yuknowhatdafokkgoinon August 18, 2020

traction

good, dung cleaning power of cheap, rough toilet paper!

(60grit sandpaper?) -no 'waste skating' from 'powder-puff' 'soft' "terlit' paper!!!

pat and smear that dung down!!, or get some good traction CLEANING!!

she'd bring her own 'lit' paper, hating the traction of mine!!

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011