turtle's head

The appearance of a turd out of the anus

Hurry up in there - Ive got a turtle's head!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

Ninja Turtle Piss

Mixed drink that looks like Ninja Turtle Piss...

Recipe
-1 Water Melon Four Loko
-4 Tilts 3 Green(Flavor:Lime) 1 Purple(Flavor:Purple)
-3 Roaring Lion Energy Drinks
-2 Shots of Cheap Vodka
-2 Shots of Cheap Whiskey
-2 Shots of Cheap Gin
-2 Shots of Cheap Rum
-5 Craisens
-1 Scoop of Jack3d pre-workout
-What ever else your drunk ass wants

What is that green shit...? It's Ninja Turtle Piss BITCHHH

Created at DePaul University

by DePaul University September 11, 2011

dictator turtle

The dictator turtle is a fearless, yet slow and inactive, animal that will hunt down its prey whenever needed. It is called a dictator turtle, because it is crucial for it to feel in power and control at all times.

An example could include a seemingly peaceful night, where everything seems to be in order. Suddenly, however, the dictator turtle discovers that a regular turtle has moved in on its territory, and now it will do everything in its power to retain his area, and fight this intruder to his death.

by Testudo1 November 7, 2013

Outback Turtle

the outback turtle is a special move used against horny homeless women that enjoy a can of hot creamed corn. You first heat the can of creamed corn up using an old lighter stolen from the gas station near your under the bridge hotel. Once the can is hot to the touch, you then insert your filthy dong into the can and stir the corn up using your turtle head. Then you have slow dirty turtle sex behind a dumpster as your partner is about to climax you then dump the hot creamed corn onto her turtle shell and yell cowabunga!

Homeless Whore: Hey I've been panhandling all day I'm horny and hungry as fuck!

Seagrape Sailor: No worries I'm whipping up some outback turtle if your in the mood.

Homeless Whore: Id love some outback turtle, mind if I bring a friend?

by DIRRTY DICK DAN May 6, 2018

Slow Turtle

Colby Mekiliesky

Colby is a slow turtle. Matthew is also sometimes a slow turtle.

by Suscammy December 9, 2018

Tatler

An astute observer and a perspicacious individual. Often having the poise of a noble descent.

With such astonishing poise and maturity of mind, it is no wonder that Michael is known as the Tatler amongst his legal eagles fraternity.

by martin365 January 2, 2018

turtle cupping

The act of taking a shot from the cupped end of an uncircumcised penis, using the extra foreskin to create a shot glass.

I'm going to try turtle cupping some freaky bitch in the woods.
-Adam

by Master of the pooniverse November 16, 2010