A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.
by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009
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Noun: An endangered species that hides in the pants, or more commonly the underwear of male humans. It is always ready to attack the female humans - in some cases male - in a desperate attempt to gain self respect or popularity ; Often exaggerated in size.
Person A: "Oh my, there's a snake in there!"
Person B: "It looks like my Cambodian Trouser Snake has gotten loose! We should try and tame it before it attacks."
Person B: "It looks like my Cambodian Trouser Snake has gotten loose! We should try and tame it before it attacks."
by Nutella Stuart May 17, 2009
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Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
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