Trouser Clam

A vagina with an odor like rotting fish.

Holz: What scent can cover the heady tuna scent wafting upwards from my delicate trouser clam?

Bronwyn: Why my dear, you should try spraying your cooter with the fabulous new perfume from the House of Rancé, Next Age Plaisir.

by indig0daisy December 21, 2008

trouser tent

Used to describe the look created when a man has an erction that shows by making a bulge in his pants.

Adam popped a trouser tent sitting in our sex education class.

by DJP August 23, 2003

trouser chili

The result of releasing diarrhea in the pants.

I thought I just had to fart, but instead I served up some trouser chili

by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003

Trouse

A combination of house and trance music which falls into neither category.

Mostly played by DJs who feel they have done enough to please the people who have been following them for years and who they have made an absolute fortune from.

These DJs should get their heads out of their arses and remember where they came from and who put them where they are today.

Did you hear Tiesto playing that Trouse the other night? did you think it was shite too? No? well maybe it was me then... perhaps it's better if the Swedish House Mafia boys do it, or Eddie Halliwell?

by Music Lover No 32a August 4, 2011

trouser brownie

A dookie in the pants

The young man was afraid to leave his seat, as he'd recently uncorked a monster trouser brownie.

by Trouserlicious October 20, 2006

trouser slam

What you can get at Dennies for only $5.99.

Trone " Where yous gone to ?"

Antoine " Man,I's goin to Dennies,dey got that trouser slam goin on"

Trone "Say Haw "

by Bosorat McFudgenutts December 3, 2006

Trouser Mudd

The unintended release of fecal matter in one’s pants resulting from an attempted fart.

Joe tried to squeak one out but ended up with butt full of trouser mudd.

Stan went to scratch his ass only to discover a finger full of trouser mudd.

by Ed Moose December 6, 2007